Culture Wars the Movie

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I've spoken about this before, but just recently realized it would make a great movie.

Look, the joke is that while "culture war" is a rally word for the right and a bugaboo on the left, it should be the other way around. I mean, who has more culture? Homosexuals or red necks?

I see the image as pairs of people, forming the standard "action phlanx"/"V formation". At the apex, you've got a guy in a "super fierce" general-like outfit... like a general's cap and big lapels, but open chest and bike shorts, back to back with a red neck caricature. You could pair another 2-4 on each side down the line.

Variation: have central figures back to back, or facing off with montage scenes around. Or do a couple poster with just central figures? Obviously a lot of accommodation.