Skit Ideas
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Adult content. As a public citizen, do I have to put a warning? Well... whoever you are, you're responsible for knowing and dealing with whatever local laws you live with.
A porn producer becomes incensed when he finds out that the talent lied and this is not, in fact, her first anal.
On the Train
Idea: Ruth called Amtrak to see if I could take a pocket knife, lighter, etc. on the train. Everything was fine, but the lady did say of the knife, "it must be secure." When asked what that meant, she said she didn't know, but like, "Don't brandish it or threaten passengers."
When Ruth relayed this, I said, "Oh good, so the train is still bound by US law."
"On the train, you can marry a donkey?"
I'm thinking in my head of a world where trains are like ancient sea vessels... outside of any jurisdiction. I'm now imagining calling up Amtrak in such a world and being like, "How much is heroin on the train?"
They could even have some slogan, "On the train you can..." Good concept for alter-world commercial. Oh, like the Vegas commercials, only people ask the questions, like normal people and a CEO looking guy answers. "On the train, can I marry a horse?" "Absolutely."
You could reel it in or maybe infuse the idea of comparing the train, which is in fact relatively liberal... no more security than a bus, to an airplane, which is relatively narrow.
This is a dumb thing to write, but I had a good idea that I forgot. It involved a guy telling stories, but I forget what the hook was.
